Big Mexican Nips
First things first, I don’t really follow American politics as anything more than to the degree that it impacts the outside word. So, superficially, for the spectacle only. Your entire lives and all your struggles are mere entertainment. I am not an American citizen, and not particularly familiar with the internal workings of the political process, having only had a cursory course in high school covering the basics of the American system. So compared to the average American citizen, I suppose I am an expert.
Q: What Is The Secret Behind Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Success?
A: She is Slightly Brown and slightly sexually attractive.
Now lets be all clear and scientific about it and define our terms.
She’s not a bombshell by any means, but she’s a lot younger than most (all) politicians, and that’s bankable PR if you’re female. I’m a sexist for talking about her sexual attractiveness as the very first thing, don’t I know she’s a powerful Leader Girl Boss? Yeah, that’s exactly what I mean. “slightly” sexually attractive. And hey fuck you buddy.
If she did not wield political power, you wouldn’t look at her twice. How’s that for gender equality.
Of course, I have no idea how much political power she actually wields, I just see her on the internet. But she has a lot of cultural pull. People act as if she did, and that’s good enough for me.
Her claim to fame and rise from obscurity, in internet terms at least, was the video of her dancing around on a roof, being EVEN YOUNGER than she is now, and was at the time. A “silly little college thing” her defenders would call it. Yeah I bet she was. That’s how women who crave power always try to look.
“Slightly Brown” is the real keyword though.
Did you know that 100% of Americans still to this day believe President Obama was Muslim and related to known terrorist Osama Bin Laden? It’s true. Did you know that all over Europe, Muslims and “cultural christian” atheists are currently fighting in the streets every single day in every single city, killing each other by the millions? Did you know Mexican drug criminals are invading north America?
