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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Mia Khalifa in veils

8 min readNov 22, 2019

First things first, I don’t really follow American politics as anything more than to the degree that it impacts the outside word. So, superficially, for the spectacle only. Your entire lives and all your struggles are mere entertainment. I am not an American citizen, and not particularly familiar with the internal workings of the political process, having only had a cursory course in high school covering the basics of the American system. So compared to the average American citizen, I suppose I am an expert.

more like “can you nip in” lmao

Q: What Is The Secret Behind Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Success?

A: She is Slightly Brown and slightly sexually attractive.

Now lets be all clear and scientific about it and define our terms.

She’s not a bombshell by any means, but she’s a lot younger than most (all) politicians, and that’s bankable PR if you’re female. I’m a sexist for talking about her sexual attractiveness as the very first thing, don’t I know she’s a powerful Leader Girl Boss? Yeah, that’s exactly what I mean. “slightly” sexually attractive. And hey fuck you buddy.

If she did not wield political power, you wouldn’t look at her twice. How’s that for gender equality.