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I want to Give All My Money To A Baby
People ask, what’s it all about. what’s the deal with being sentient and having thoughts and the unique sense of being that is afforded exclusively to humans, presumably, for all we know. I think it’s quite simple. I don’t presume to speak for everyone, but here’s my thoughts.
I want to give all my money to a baby. I want to make some money, hoard it all up somewhere, then give it to a baby. If this works out all right, maybe get some more babies, make some more money, give that money to those babies. But that’s all theoretical, that’s all wild baseless speculation. The one thing that I am certain of is, I want to give all my money to a baby.
I personally don’t have any babies but I also don’t have any money, so this all evens out for now. But I think, if you do have any babies — try giving them a fiver, see if that doesn’t cheer you up.
I don’t have a career — I’m not really a career guy. I’ve tried to educate myself, and a lot of my adult life a lot of people have wished for me that I educated myself into various careers, but I never did. I don’t do well with schools. I just want to work. I think there’s a ridiculous amount of pointless busywork involved with literally everything, where you spend years doing nothing, doing absolutely…
