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Randy
4 min readJan 17, 2019

I invited her over for dinner. Cooked up some game. My dad hunts and I used to get a lot of meat from him. Deer tenderloin cooked over red wine. Red kale salad with tomatoes. Potatoes, sauce from the meat. Oven roasted asparagus.

We had been on two dates. She had been studying for the anatomy exam for months. It was, she told me, the hardest part bar none of becoming a medical doctor. Hadn't had much time for socializing.

She seemed hesitant at first, and I was afraid it meant she didn't quite like me or that I was being too aggressive, jumping on her the moment her schedule opened up.

The moment we were done eating, she asked to see my bedroom. She was wearing red lingerie. When we were done, she laughed:

“You don’t know how awkward I felt all day wearing all this.”

The next day she sucked my dick to completion while we were watching a movie. Only one other woman has ever performed oral sex on me as anything but foreplay, but she insisted.

“All you have do to is ask, ever,” she said. “I really like to suck dick.”

Never a bad time. I'm hungry for it constantly. Give me any excuse. Nothing is sacred. Middle of a funeral, tab me on the shoulder? it’s done. Now that you’re my boyfriend, anything goes. Any time, anywhere.

My heart beats arrhythmically due to a benign medical issue. It consistently skips a…

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