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Couple of days ago I was having dinner with a group of people. At some point after dinner, the topic of conversation came to relating stories of public urination, and interacting with the police with your pants down.
First story goes, “My friend’s black-out drunk, completely wasted. She goes to pee behind a car, out of sight — turns out it’s a police car. Guy steps in and informs her public urination is illegal and he’s writing her a fine. But she’s drunk and brave so she refuses to give her information, until he threatens to put her in the drunk tank”.
Next story goes, “Me and another guy was taking a piss outside at a house-party, in the middle of the night. We’d hidden ourselves away a bit, but all of a sudden these two cops show up and shove flash-lights in our faces and we’re like, alright cop, you got us, fair’s fair, could you turn off the lights while we finish up”.
Next story is about a friend who drunkenly gives cops a false name, then realises that’s a worse crime than public urination, and runs away while the cops are distracted by talking to his friends.
